Parallel universes, and how much I want them

Hello again.

First off, sorry about missing a day (or two, I'm not sure) of posting, I completely forgot. If you know how you have my permission to reach through that computer screen and slap me in the face.

Anyway. I was thinking, and I was thinking hard. Or at least, harder than normal. Because it was about something strange that I don't actually know all that much about, and that something is the mysterious theory of parallel universes.

Now, I haven't read up on it and I don't intend to because I am really that lazy, but from what I heard from my science whizz friend at school, there are infinite parallel universes out there, all part of a theorized "multiverse". Now, each of these parallel universes is different. Maybe (in fact, definitely), there's a universe out there where all ladybirds are green with beige stripes down the middle. Maybe there's a universe where there has never been any wars. Maybe there's a universe where everybody in the world loved rock music and rap and hip hop never existed. Maybe there's a universe where George Bush never was born. Oh, the wishful possibilities are endless.

Anyway, since we were in English at the time of my deep pondering I was in a more analytical mood, shall we say. I was pondering if it'd be possible to go to any of these parallel universes, and I struck upon what I believe to be the most likely story.

Black holes.

Yes, scientists say that anything going into a black hole is destroyed, but maybe that's just because nobody can see into another universe. You never know, if you think very hard about the universe you want to be in as you enter the hole you might just find yourself in it. All the same, I'd rather steer well clear of all black holes until that theory's been tested. Preferably by somebody else stupid enough to do so.

Anyway, I'd really love some parallel universes where:

1. I received a million pounds every day from a Swiss bank account.

2. I had eternal youth.

3. There was no prejudice.

The last one may seem somewhat "hippyish", but think about it. Of course, you can say that things like racism, war and hatred are all worse than prejudice but you'd be wrong. You can't be a racist without being prejudiced against the race you're discriminating. You can't wage a war without some form of prejudice and you can't hate someone or something for no reason, even if you think you do. Prejudice is what drives everything negative.

So, since that was quite an odd post because I actually wrote sincerely for once, I'll lighten the mood. With another of my favourite songs.